by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?
Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.
Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.
by BilLektro January 21, 2017
The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.
by tallgirl11_2 July 11, 2011
the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 11, 2011
by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 31, 2004
Having enough alcohal in the system to be unable to perform any sexual act(s) without falling over, vomiting, yelling obscene things, falling asleep.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
-One of the few cures to this, is throwing a bucket of Ice-cold water onto said person(s) face.
Buddy : " Man, last night was the worst, my girlfriend and I were finally about to do the ' dirty deed ' but I had a drink or two too many and I couldn't do it. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
Friend : " Man, sounds like you had Whiskey Dick. "
Guy : "Hold on, did you fall over, or vomit or anything? "
Buddy : " yeah, and I eventually fell asleep. "
Guy : " You had alcohol cock. "
by love-hate-masturbate August 15, 2011
A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.
by rupDawg September 22, 2010