Chinese Disease

A girl under the age of 18. (actually anyone under 18); Minor in the U.S. When informing another unknowing person that the girl they are peeping is under age you tell them, "she's tu yong" aka too young, with a Chinese accent to make this sometimes awkard moment funny yet surreal. Having sexual relations with a young girl is illegal and get you thrown in jail, you caught the Chinese Disease.

Pancho: Whatcha lookin at dude?
Theodore: Dat chick over there, man she's fine.
Pancho: Hey, she's got that Chinese Disease, better stay away.
Theodore: What is that, is she from China?
Pancho: No, homeboy she's tu yong.

by Diggidy Dogg May 31, 2010

chike

its a chink and a kike mixed together. Theres this kid at my school who is a chinese jew so we call him a chike.

that chike has a huge nose.

by Livingston May 26, 2004

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth March 3, 2008

Chinese

Verb:

Done with haste or lack of attention.

"Dude, don't Chinese my eggs like that"

by Wan Chan August 9, 2012

Chinese Hacker

a sterio-tipic that all chinese people are smart and elite hackers

look at that Chinese Hacker, man

by Blur May 24, 2003

Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

chinese coke

The act of drinking a can of coke through a very thin straw or coffee stir stick, like at a chinese restaurant.

"Man, chinese cokes taste so much better than regular cokes."

by Zahid Jiwa January 25, 2009