Cat in the Tub 

When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.

Cat in the tub

Cat in the Tub by Fat Brad January 14, 2009

cat bath 

Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.

That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.

cat bath by Mow Mow December 14, 2007

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches 

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

cat tit 

Officially: skin tag. A small, harmless, excess piece of skin that grows on the body, usually found around the neck. Named after the small nipples of cats. Cat tits must be removed by a dermatologist, but are removed easily. They are most common among heavyset people.

Ever since Bertha gained wait, she grew a lot of cat tits on her neck.

cat tit by Tilly Thumper September 20, 2008

cat thermometer 

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"

cat thermometer by Chris B dot December 24, 2008

Cat Tax 

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

Cat Tax by Finesir January 27, 2015

Cat Calling 

Rude sexual remarks or unwarranted honking of a car made by both men and women to passing people on the street. Usually “cat calls” are about a certain feature of a person, or their body as a whole.

‘I’d lick you up baby’ - Guy/Girl cat calling an annoyed stranger on the street

“Ugh, I just got cat called on my way to work” - the person who was yelled at

Cat Calling by AStrangerDefining October 16, 2021