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Canada's History

Canada's history is terriable, and filled with many unspeakable events. It was first brought around by French fur traders, and has been going in for a few hundred years. Many times the Stanley Cup has been in this horriable move.

It is where one takes a jar of maple syrup (has kept Canada's History stable in export for others to use) and lather it on the male penis. Use the stickiness to slide it through a hole in the Stanley cup that runs all the way through, and let the semen enter a hollowed out moose antler a female has up her utereus.

Many have seen Canada's History as evidence that these seemingly polite people are truly evil and ice-holes.
"Did you hear Kevin and Miranda were so upset at the so few golds Canada has earned, -eh?"
"Yeah, -eh. They preformed Canada's History to relieve the despair."
"No! I thought they were respectable people."
by Sonic Screwdriver February 19, 2010
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Little Canada

Ohio. AKA "Land of the Halls 'O Fame
Who wants to go to little Canada? Dat place stinks.
by Jim Diggins March 28, 2004
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Canada

1. (n.) Also known to most of the world as Canadia, Canada is "America's hat." Canada is known for its immense maple tree supply, saying "aboot" and "eh?", and lots and lots of mooses.

2. (adj.) Super cool; most excellent; awesome

3. (n.) A hat (specifically a hat belonging to the U.S.A.)

4. (n.) One who has the quality and/or ability to talk in a Canadian fashion; One who uses "eh?" and "aboot" and mostly replaces "ou" with "oo".
1. "Hey, Jim, have you heard about that new Canadia -I mean Canada- place? I went there, like, last week, man!"

2. "Wow, check out that dude over there. He's so Canada!"

3. "Yo, dude! Check out that weird Canada-thing above us on this map!"

4. "Hello, guys. What was all that ruckus aboot at your hoose last night, eh?"

"Wow, he's such a Canada."
by Canadia Fan April 4, 2008
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Canadas History

1) A magazine formerly called "The Beaver" till the name was constantly blocked by porn filters (lol).

2) Canadas history is trapping beaver.....its future is being America's parking lot/self-storage spot.
Ran outta room for my winter clothes...gonna have to make them Canadas History.
by Reinhardtz February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved that it cannot be described on national television
she's so skanky she'll do canada's history
by ilovecolbert February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

2 chubby bear studs making out, licking eachothers' fur, and taking turns burying their faces in eachothers' butts for a nice little snack.
Hey stud, you wanna teach me Canada's History?
by Carlos Cumslurper February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on top of the Stanley Cup naked. A man covers a pair of moose's antlers in maple syrup, and inserts them as far as possible into the woman's vagina and anus. When the woman can no longer hold the antlers, the man removes them. Then, he attempts to lick up as much syrup as possible from the woman's vagina while she defecates into the Stanley Cup. When the man finishes his search for the syrup, and the woman is finished with her movement, the two eat the excrement out of the Stanley Cup.
I have answered Colbert's call by describing to you all Canada's History
by JD4566 February 4, 2010
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