Canadian Sap Sucker

When one pours maple syrup into another's asshole and proceeds to suck/lick it out.

I tried to get Kelly to give me a Canadian Sap Sucker last night and she wasn't down, I even had the maple syrup ready!

by SpenFinn August 13, 2016

the canadian sled dog

occurs while several women are in doggy style position. You start yipping and barking as if to have an orgasm. Instead when they turn around you piss in there faces making a statement that your the ALPHA male and there your BITCHES.

So I had a foursome last night with Laura, Jo, and Erin. I so used the Canadian Sled dog on them. That will keep them in line for a few days.

by Fullek August 26, 2010

Canadian Lover

A white female, often suffering from serious daddy issues, who will only date black men.

Over-indexes with Jewish American women.

"Hey, your friend Debbie looks like she's on coke again and keeps going to the bathroom with her house key in hand. I think my cousin wants to fuck her hairy pussy."

"Tell him not to waste his tame. She's a Canadian Lover."

by Synesthesias September 21, 2007

Canadian bone slam

when you're boning a girl doggie-style and she has an electric skillet on her back cooking Canadian bacon on your parents bed. For an added bonus: playing Rick Astley whilst this is going down.

1: that girl was just begging me to Canadian bone slam her, so I did. I also played some Rick Astley

by dmillz April 22, 2008

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 20, 2006

Canadianitis

Canadianitis: A virus spread through the air. Caught by too much intereraction with a canadian. Symptoms: infertility, confusion and "EH" tourettes syndrome. Has been known to cause fatalitys in severe cases

Dad:doctor my girl has Canadianitis we`ve got to get her to a hospital right away
Doctor: its too late for her she`ll be dumb forever

by Camelcake January 13, 2009

canadian threesome

A threesome where at least one of the participants leaves sexually unsatisfied.

"how did last night go?"
"turned out it was a Canadian threesome, I had to finish myself off"

by A anna October 5, 2008