Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.

John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.

by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022

SGOT CALLET

Reference to a conversation between Proxyttv & Touchpadwarrior

Touchpadwarrior thought the lyric was “Shock Collar”, quickly tried to correct & ask if it was “Shot Caller”

Proxy then replied, yes “it Sgot Callet LMAO”

It shall now be always mentioned as such

BALLER! SGOT CALLET!

by Uknowwhoitis November 20, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit

Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet

by Vag is bad February 26, 2023

RealAs_Carpet

A “RealAs_Carpet” is a player who thinks he’s mastered every game he’s touched, but is usually bottom frag in all games. Tends to be terrible at games like Rocket League, Fortnite, Call of Duty, Destiny and especially Smite.

Jayden: Hey, we need a fourth, should we invite RealAs_Carpet?

Robert: Oh, nah he’s terrible at smite.

by Britneysparkle08 March 21, 2023

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023