Cum Sniper

A man who hasn't blown his load in a long time and finally nuts. The force of said load then shoots out a long distance, like a sniper rifle.

Lauren thought she was safe from his ejaculate, but she got blinded by his load from over 6 feet away! She wasn't counting on him being a cum sniper.

by ButtInTheFront March 2, 2017

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

cum shivers

A tingling sensation after climax that leaves the receiver in a trembling, euphoric, submissive state.

His dick was so good, Wanda, I had the cum shivers for fifteen minutes afterwards.

by Hugh_Mungus January 1, 2017

cum filled

Lol, get a cum filled mug for your GF Karen

"I got a cum filled mug for my GF Karen!"
"That's great, man!"

by Urban Dictionary Moderator 420 September 8, 2021

Cum Nest

The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man

Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.

by Prime Optimus July 13, 2012