ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

Facebook chair

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

by Jashy December 7, 2010

texas chainsaw handjob

When a girl cuts off a dudes arm and jerks him off with it.

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob"

Meaning: " man what happened to your arm Billy ?"
Billy : "oh man shit with Rita got hot last night and she gave me a Texas chainsaw handjob

by Gangstaaaaaa February 27, 2015

2 Chains

He actually at all times has 2 chains; Somebody who likes BIG BUTTS; Makes ladies end up in weal chairs because what he has done to her at night.

Yo 2 Chains i heard you broke my girls back what you did to her.
Why you always have 2 chains on?

by cutiepooh1857 April 20, 2015

gold chain flu

When a female is attracted to a male's expensive gold chain he wears around his neck

Guy1: dude I got a lot of girls Tryna hangout with me these days
Guy2: you think they into you?
Guy1: nah, they don't like me, they just got the gold chain flu

by fly117 September 6, 2016

wheely chair

A chair with wheels that kids usually fight over to get in school.

Bob: Hey man i want the wheely chair!
Gary: I got it first, go it on a normal chair loser!

by bbkingofb March 18, 2017

iced chain

When a bitch ass nigga put girly diamonds on his neck to get more appeal, and therfore becomes a bitch

My nigga just got a new iced chain, that fucking bitch

by Bitch nigga bitch January 26, 2018