boaroscope

A tubular "look-see" device dat either (1) inspects a male pig for virility, or (2) checks for a lack of refinement in da test-subject.

If there are plenty of energetic little squealing porkers running around da sty, then I know dat da sow is being adequately inseminated, and I can usually tell right off if someone is a crude or overbearing jerk --- I don't need no fancy-pants boaroscope to help me determine either condition!

by QuacksO February 15, 2025

Bitard

The russian Internet slang for an active user of an imageboard (E.g Dvach (Russian) or 4Chan (English))

-Is he always on Dvach
-Yup, he's a bitard

by Carolus_00 February 19, 2026

boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.

After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025

Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Bobara Waters

When a man named Bob drinks too much the night before and needs to drink water the next day.

Bobara waters can’t keep up with the big dogs.

by Meanswsu September 2, 2025

Boardgame Hipster

The middle aged folks that just need a little break from their very important office jobs.

I joined this gaming group for D&D and Catan, but it's just a bunch of boardgame hipsters so nothing but Scattergories and Uno!

by straight_trashavl October 1, 2025

mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.

I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.

by joshy washy November 28, 2007