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National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!
My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.
by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023
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kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
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Punch a dumb blonde

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“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
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Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!
Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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