Horsed as a Biscuit

Completely and utterly wasted, due to over consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Kyle: What happened last night?
Tim: I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were Horsed as a Biscuit!

by Drew Stephens January 14, 2010

dicso biscuits

(ecstasy), love hearts,twisters,clovers,double clovers, mitsubishi,toyota,stars e.c.t
also known as dance appreciation tablets.

"luke, do you want some dicso biscuits?"
they get you nicely fucked.
luke white is a ghetto surpeme

by danny n karys March 21, 2008

Biscuit Cake

A lonely seagull.

Aww look at that little biscuit cake!
Let's give it some rice crackers!

by EliAmbrosia September 26, 2008

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 6, 2013

biscuit nipples

When you have eczema on your nipples and they start to flake off like dry biscuits.

I don't want to go any further, I'm self conscious of my biscuit nipples.

by chellybelly42069 July 26, 2017

Giving the Biscuit

Similar to "give the business". To scold, ball bust, or generally give someone a hard time; particularly over laziness or a poorly done job.

Can you believe him giving the biscuit to me for not doing any work?! I do plenty around here.

by ExTrafficGuy August 7, 2018