blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

Icecream Bagel

The most retarded person you've ever met, he is also a massive queer. Actual faggot, my guy

icecream bagel, i'm not e-dating you

by LilDingaling March 13, 2024

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

The Bagel

Something that has everything.

Damn she the bagel !!

This playlist is the bagel

by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024

Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.

Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.

by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024

Amelia-Bedelia-ass

your definition here...

an example of how it's used in a sentence... "damn this is an Amelia-Bedelia-ass urbandictionary post"

by Familia Bedelia January 21, 2025