Long beach lampshade

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame

Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass

by Peejuan February 14, 2017

Night Beach

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"

by Clean Blind Blunt July 25, 2018

Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas

Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas

by Dorinda69 September 1, 2018

Myrtle Beach Nerds

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!

Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.

by MyrtleBeachNerds March 2, 2019

The Beach Effect

A feeling of total looseness, relaxation, and clarity only achieved by being on the beach.

The Beach Effect

by TBE. March 10, 2019

Sticky Beach

The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpa’s ashes on her

She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach

by hitlersashes January 23, 2020

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020