smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

by staciekins86 May 23, 2011

Wife Beater

T-shirt without sleaves. In the movies you see men that hit their women. Usually they are drunk and wearing these t-shirts.

Bubba got his wife beater on.

by lilvoyce May 28, 2006

betterboogergum

i wrote to show how much better than you at everything mostly at games, you little spammer.

(found him in games :o)

by writing betterboogergum you are showing how much better you are than this person right now.

by h4nt8i_real May 10, 2022

betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

betterkevin

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER KEVIN

kevin: IM BETTER NO CAP
PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN KEVIN: NO IM BETTERKEVIN
kevin: WHAT NO WAY HOW OMG WHAT IM DEAD NOW AHHHHHHHH *explodes because he is worse than person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009