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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice
'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023
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Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.
They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat
by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025
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Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.
“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy
by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019
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Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022
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Pet Bat

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!
by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
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prostitute bat

A prostitute bat is a big sildo for prostitutes
That prostitute bat was so big, I loved shoving it up your smelly pussy.
by AKSK1LZZ May 19, 2018
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