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milking the bunny

v.
1)To pass the time in a lazy and careless fashion void of purpose and usefulness.
1a)A state of being that often follows THC ingestion and/or a Percandabeer.
2)Milking a Rabbit whose fertility and litter size are lower as a result of lactation and the animals natural biological response.

Syns. Rubbing the spermicidal biscuit. Circumnavigating the mushroom cap globe.

Near Syns. Helping a blind man navigate traffic, Forgetting to lock the gun safe during your sons 12th Birthday Party at the house.

Ant. Getting behind the wheel after eating some Xanax and having a few beers to get White Castle.
A) If I didn't spend all day milking the bunny maybe she'd finally date me and drop the restraining order.

B) Work is not about productivity but rather milking the bunny in disguise.
by Rich Isyouge January 16, 2009
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Bionic Bunny

During sexual intercourse where a man assumes a bridge position whilst the woman mounts and bounces up and down (like a bunny)
the guy: hey wnna try out the new poistion, the bionic bunny?

the girl: sure! i heard its very calorie burning
by jungjeffery May 31, 2011
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blu bunny

sexually unfulfilled woman. much like blu balls. w/o the balls.
After a day of foreplay, my old lady left me with a mad case of blu bunnies. Luckily, my hitachi was there for me in my time of need. blu bunny.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
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dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.
Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.
by tophieCC August 31, 2010
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whup the bunny

To whup the bunny is to really, truly, monumentally screw up. To screw the pooch.
I had everything worked out just fine for the party, and then Marjorie just had to come along and whup the bunny for everyone.
by Fearman March 4, 2008
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Afro-Bunny

Generally a urban (read:Black) colloquial for a black woman. She more than likely has a primary attraction to white men and tends to hang out in places where she believes she has a high chance of socializing with them. Actual Afro hairstyle may or may not be included in her appearance. Distaff counterpart to the Caucasian "Snow Bunny."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see the Afro-Bunny that's here at the Florida Georgia Line show?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah I saw her! You think I can get her number?"
by lolwords08 October 20, 2014
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Easter bunny

A creapy guy in a buny suit who has a fetish for chickens
"oh my god! The easter bunny's fuggin chickins"
by Santa May 3, 2004
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