alaska

Alaska the most boring place in the US. At the moment it has the Highest molestation and rape rate, and the second highest suicide rate. Great place huh? Along with snow almost all year around there are very few things to do. Alaska is no heaven unless you are looking for cheep ass and shitty drugs. Oh and as a note.... There are no igloos and we do not ride polarbears around.

"So where are you moving?"
"Alaska"
"that shithole?"

by Luciferb May 1, 2005

Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD May 7, 2011

Alastair

A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.

Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!

by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018

Alaskan Thunder Panda

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"

by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010

Alaskadamn

A pro gamer who goes around on online games owning noobs and violating them through anal rape. The Alaskadamn's 1337 stills go way beyond the comprehension of the noobs often making them shout things like "GTFO" and "OMG HACKER". These are often respond too with "Fuck you" and "I raped your ass". When Alaskadamn logs in noobs often dont even know what hit them.

Noob: Yay im winning! Oh no Its ALASKADAMN! FUCKING HELL, HES RAPING ME ;_;

by Godot15 January 29, 2008

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 16, 2008

Alaskan Sniper Fuck

Dank ass weed that doesn't have a name. Use it when: you sell weed, you tell your friends what kind of weed you have, or when you purchase weed.

You:"Hey man, what kind of shit do you have?"
Dealer:"Shit maing i got some of that Alaskan Sniper Fuck, choo know what im saying?"

OR

Your friend:(after taking a hit)"Fuck man, what is this shit!"
You:"Alaskan Sniper Fuck dude!"

by NATOPOTATO May 14, 2008