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Angry Monkey

When a man has been deprived of sex for so long, that he starts throw sperm and shit at you. Comparable to a unsexed lab monkey in a cage.
Hey what's that on your face? Oh that? Sperm, I had a headache last night so my man threw it at me like an angry monkey after jerking off.
by Nash-t February 7, 2014
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Angry Shitter

Someone who has gas and has to a shit really bad and has extreme anger problems and shits their pants on purpose.
Timmy Burritos had gas after lunch today. He had to take a shit so he got up a walked to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he saw his exgirlfriend and she called him a scumbag. He didn't know how to express his anger towards her so he shit his pants onpurpose using lots of force! He's an angry shitter!
by Seth Martin Dresser February 15, 2014
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the angry bullfrog

In a threesome of two women and a man, or woman with a strap on, the man leap frogs over one woman landing on the other woman's face with his penis in her mouth choking her causing an odd croaking sound, like an angry bullfrog.
It is self explanatory. She chokes and sounds like the angry bullfrog.
by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013
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Angry Chihuahua

When a male fucks a female so extremely hard that when she approaches her orgasm she begins to have a seizure from the pleasure, when she comes to she is extremely pissed because she had a seizure.
My chick last night was so wild I gave her an Angry Chihuahua.
by puffdaddy73 August 7, 2014
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angry bush

An unshaven vagina
The girl I was with last night had an angry bush.
by Oceandweller007 August 21, 2013
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Angry bean

When a woman is promised a night of sex and gets shot down instead or he develops whiskey dick
Peter talked dirty to me all night telling me what he was going to do to me when i got home. Instead when i goy there he had whiskey dick and i ended up with angry bean!!
by Nikki nutz September 7, 2015
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angry georgia

When you force a girl to unwittingly watch porn. for best effect make sure its either lesbian porn or similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
shes one angry georgia. I tied her to a chair and played 2 girls 1 cup.
by jmcow March 22, 2009
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