Angry Demas

When you are having anal sex with Michael Demas you do every angry sex position you can in a 30 second time period.

I totally pulled and an Angry Demas last night.

by KyleS. December 13, 2009

Angry tortilla

After a late night of drinking you go to taco bell. In the morning hangover period you shit the bed and wrap up the blankets. This then creates the tortilla.

Sadly I awoke to an angry tortilla. I could not find the oxy clean.

by Dr. Shoemaker May 15, 2010

angry cheeto puff

Donald Trump

There goes that angry cheeto puff again, ranting on building walls.

by AngryCheetoPuff July 19, 2017

angry dragon

When a girl is giving you head and after you cum in her mouth, and she is about to swallow, you hit her in the back of the head or in the throat. This will result in her shooting the cum out her nose resembling an angry dragon shooting fire.

"After this bobber sholbed my nob, i blew a fat load in her mouth and when she was about to swallow, I gave her an angry dragon."

by MOBBER June 1, 2009

angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.

"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"

by Danny Panic November 28, 2007

angry troll

the act of letting your toe nails grow without grooming for several weeks (approxamately 6) and partially through a sexual act,your female counterpart is bent over. in her anticipation of the insertion she is distracted, giving enough time for a full drawback of the leg. the foot is thrown forward in a kicking motion and with the assistance off the elongated toenails the foot is inserted in the anus.

"I bet her ass really hurts, I delivered the angry troll last night."

by M. Bridget December 20, 2007

Angry Walrus

A sexual act where a party will wait nearby a couple about to engage in sexual intercourse. Right before the two are about to have sex the third party runs in and beats him/her to the act, having sex with one or both members of the pair before making a clean escape.

"Angry Walrus "
Example 1:
Person 1- "I think Alex and Pete are going to have sex tonight."
Person 2- "I'm going to give Jan the Angry Walrus... She's never gunna know what hit her."
Person 1- "Pete's gunna be so pissed!"

Example 2:
Person 1- "Dude! Some asshole just ran in here and made love to my girlfriend before I even got the chance to!"
Person 2- "Where is the guy now?"
Person 1- "I don't know, he ran off before I could catch him."
Person 2- "BRO!! YOU JUST GOT ANGRY WALRUSED!!!!!!"

by Splinter226 March 2, 2009