Alexander Olsson

A man with the biggest dick in the whole universe. His dick has more mass than a planet. All the girl want a taste of the big dick.

Omg!! That is the biggest dick I have ever seen!!, His name must be Alexander Olsson

by Not Alexander Olsson November 21, 2021

Alexandar

Alexandar just don't give a shit about your stupid description of your dumb ass name, so stfu please

OMG I wish I don't give a fuck like Alexandar does

by Giungle Bell November 21, 2021

Alexander

He is a type of boy who is very quiet. He loves soccer and is the best when it comes to helping their team win. He has brown eyes brown hair and loves to be a real jerk when it comes to it. He doesn’t hesitate or think twice when he sees a pretty girl he takes his shot (when he wants to of course.) He loves to show affection when it comes to one’s he loves he’s obsessed with video games and will cuss anytime he fails at something. Alexander is the type of person you need when you get a bit horny..

Dora: How about we spend time with Alexander

Sammy: Nah he’s to good to be with us

Dora: he’s SO hot

by I forgot protection November 21, 2021

Alexandr

A guy with a huge junk, you come across this man, beware of his GIANT COCK

oh look it’s alexandr and his third leg

by Bigdaddy838393 November 21, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.

-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.

by LG99 November 22, 2021

Alexander

A fucking kanker zemmer

Alexander there!
Kanker zemmmerrrr!

by Flipyoyoyoyi November 22, 2021

Alexander

Alexander is the kind of guy that you should never let go of. He goes above and beyond for the people he cares about, always prioritising and putting others before himself (which he should work on). Many people see him as annoying, but he's simply misunderstood. Once you get to know Alexander, you'll fall for him. You'll fall for his humour, his kindness, his empathy, his understanding, patience, and looks. He's attractive not only in his looks but in his mind, too. If you have an Alexander in your life, never let him go, he's worth everything and more. He feels sunshine on a Sunday afternoon and a rollercoaster at the same time; he is all the colours in one, at full brightness.

Person 1: Hey, who was the guy on your recent post?

Person 2: That's Alexander, he's an unexplainable phenomenon and the most handsome and amazing person I've ever met!

Person 1: That's amazing! Hold onto him and keep him close, if you won't, I will!

by jamesnotbond November 22, 2021