alabama

home of the:
-ugliest people on Earth
-dumbest people on Earth
-most ignorant people on Earth
-most out-of-style people on Earth
-people who think theyre wonderful, yet no other state cares about them
-idiots who have confederate flags on their trucks because they dont realize it does NOT exist and they still think they live in the 50's
-most stereotyped people because of racism, which is actually NOT true
-worst drivers on earth because they think they're so great when theyre behind their huge trucks and can do whatever they want, til they get out of their automobile and realize theyre just a typical pathetic Alabama person
-scum of the U.S.
-U.S. conservatives who dont like any change whatsoever
-thousands upon thousands of amendments to their constitution b/c the state government is so screwed up
-most overrated football teams (auburn and alabama), which, in fact, do suck and are not even close to being good academic schools
-NICEST people you can meet, though

Note: i do live in alabama and i do speak the truth

Non-alabama resident #1:
"you see that ugly, dumb, ignorant, out-of-style, arrogant, confederate flag wearing, racist, horrible driver, scum, conservative, really nice person over there?"

Non-Alabama resident #2:
"Yea, so?"

Non-Alabama resident #1:
"He/she must be from Alabama"

by Alabama resident June 11, 2005

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alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.

My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.

by Joe Borris September 25, 2011

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Alabama milkshake

when 2 guys are in the act of sex. the recipient takes a shit and it goes into his partners penis. He then pulls out and the recipient gets a straw and sucks the shit out of his partners penis.

Man i'm thirsty i could really go for a Alabama Milkshake right now.

by Flickerstick182 August 16, 2019

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Alabama attitude

An attitude applied to any aspect of life, but specifically sports, with the belief that you are inherently more deserving of victory than all others. It also follows that any who obstruct your path to victory are evil, wrongdoing people, and must pay for their horrible sin. One with an Alabama attitude believes that he/she deserves to win every thing he/she does simply because they are Alabama. This attitude is taken directly from the beliefs of fans of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team.

The thing I really hate about Kentucky basketball fans is their Alabama attitude.

by lefty1994 March 7, 2010

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Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

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