artiflumple

It means a pair of frilly bloomers where the elastic has snapped and they've gone all funny

It is an old yorkshire word

I wanted to wear my lucky pants to my date, but I could lnly find some old artiflumples

by purplemoomin September 14, 2004

artifishy

Almost like the real thing but not quite; usully said of foods, food colorings, food additives, etc.

This diner food sucks rope! The waiter says that there are homemade mashed potatoes, but they taste artifishy! I think the waiters are lying.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Artie Hinds

an artsy kid with a great ass.

whoa whoa, check out Artie Hinds over there.
he's got a fine set of hindquarters.

by dhlyec blade December 12, 2008

artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"

by cota January 10, 2008

artificial man

tomboy female who tries to be 'one of the guys,' or something gay.

god, you're such an artificial man, becky.

by ludi May 23, 2008

Artichoke Stew

After giving a partner a hot lunch they then proceed to throw up the entries into a bowl you then eat the remnants

Your artichoke stew was very moist.

by wontonsoupLLll July 25, 2009

Artiphilia

A lover of works of art.

John, I enjoy having artiphilia, because it is one way appreciating the creativity of humanity.

by Smartteaser192 August 26, 2009