Crocodile Cum

A phrase to refer to an incident where someone has faked an orgasm, similarly to how "crocodile tears" refer to someone faking sadness.

I thought my boyfriend had the orgasm of his life last night, but it turns out it was just crocodile cum.

by AhnikSaur March 30, 2020

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum Guitar

When 3 or more guys cum on a guitar and the last one to do so must play a flawless rendition of Led Zeppelins' "Stairway To Heaven" without missing any notes.

Example 1:
Chris: Hey man what's wrong?
Matt: Lost at cum guitar and it really

sucks

Example 2:

Grant: Hey dude what are you doing later?
Tucker: Me and a couple guys are playing cum guitar if you want to cum.

by A touch of gray Yurd April 7, 2016

Cum Shake

When a girl gets a load of cum in her mouth then swishes it around as if it's a milkshake.

"I totally enjoyed thevery tastey cum shake I had last night."

by daddy's bad little bitch August 16, 2018

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

Cum Mum

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure

Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night

by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020