muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

muff cabbage

A derogatory term for having a fat belly or a lot of fat on your stomach that goes overy you waist

Dam Jame's muff cabbage makes all the ladies go crazy.

by Rohelio May 24, 2017

Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin

Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!

by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017

The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes

Hey look theres joe, the Muff-in man

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

80’s muff

Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.

My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.

by Lynn Amy November 3, 2017

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017