Taco Tech

Same as Nigger Rig but performed by someone of Hispanic or Mexican heritage.

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy.

"Who did this half ass work?"

"Juan Taco Tech'd it."

by CC Mando January 4, 2012

Queef taco

when one decides to queef into a taco, grill it, top it with cheese, and eat it!

dude: my mom cooked my brother a queef taco, now hes in a coma

by BASEDGOD:D March 21, 2011

brown taco

a very untidy vagina; when one does not clean their vagina

Guy 1: Dude I could not go down on her.

Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: She has a brown taco.

by Johnny Five-O September 14, 2011

Taco Bell

The unofficial food chain for potheads.

stoner1: Dude, have you noticed that no one has defined Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads yet?

stoner2: Yeah, WTF? You'd think it would be, since Urban Dictionary is the unofficial dictionary of potheads.

stoner1:God, I love Taco Bell.

stoner2:God, I love Urban Dictionary.

stoner1: Dude, let's get really high, make a run for the boarder, then go on Urban Dictionary and define Taco Bell as the unofficial food chain for potheads!!!!

stoner2: We just did that, dude.

stoner1: Ooooh Yeeaaahh.....dude, I'm so fucking high.

stoner2:....... Dude, I gotta take a shit real bad.

by X-tine! September 27, 2006

Taco Bell

In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.

Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.

by therealrichieedwards November 9, 2004

taco slot

1.) Pejorative with a vague sexual tone.
2.) A slot machine built in Japan that features an octopus named Taco.

Daddy, don't tell me "NO!" you...silly taco slot!

by kjoenth February 10, 2010

taco dj

when one massages a girls clit/vagina which resembles the shell of a taco.

"o ya whatd u do with her last night?"
"I played a little taco dj on her, she was diggin it."

by patdaman March 25, 2010