squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.

-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.

by squirrel11 February 23, 2015

squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.

by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

by blaytard November 2, 2021

squirreling

Nutting really deep into someone.

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

squirrel dive

when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.

Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.

If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.

On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.

by B00gle December 16, 2011

Squirrel

Tree hamster

"Is that a hamster in that tree?"
"Nah bro, that's a squirrel."

by Acharovia January 27, 2021