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Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrel

The unofficial mascot of Temple University in Philadelphia, PA.
Official mascot: Owl. Unofficial mascot: Brazen urban ninja squirrel.
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Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
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squirrel

The most majestical and beautiful being on earth. Athletic, smart, and gorgeous.
-DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM check out that chick!
-She ain't a chick, she a squirrel.
by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
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Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
by blaytard November 2, 2021
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