Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015

dip shit

one who tries to insult you, but can't spell.

James Williams - "sorry did i hurt your feeler?"

Me - "Feeler? What the fuck is a feeler. Learn to spell you dip shit!"

by Vic2010 February 21, 2010

shit fuzzy

The result of not flush after dropping a load in the toilet.

Who forgot to flush? Stop leaving me a shit fuzzy and flush.

by mannman November 8, 2009

shit-blogging

the practice of writing disparaging things in a blog that you would never say to person face-to-face (i.e. a boss, significant other, best friend, family member).

my friend and his girl broke up after he found out she'd been shit-blogging behind his back.

by Amber M. Lee January 15, 2007

shit assed

When something is dead broken beyond repair, it is shit assed.

OMG, Windows Vista is so shit assed.

by BobBurma March 8, 2009

mouth-shit

A synonym for vomit

"Man! I drank way too much last night! I was mouth-shitting all over the place!"

by Rambler12013 August 9, 2008

shit push

strong cup of coffee

I need a shit push before I go to bed.

by Leaf cutter ant August 22, 2008