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All intellect

Hym "You're forgetting my charm, humor, and rugged good looks but ok. All intellect, he says. No. That's the justification he's using to deny me the credit. Because intellect is 'God given' and I shouldn't get credit for than and it somehow relates to fat-cocks fucking all of the women and why the SHOULD be given credit for things? For, what, having a fat cock? Or let the not fat cocks have some of the women do I don't murder you all? I'm not getting credit for A.I. because I'm not giving fat-cock credit for what exactly? TrYiNg? Really, it's fucking pathetic that you need me to accept that 'Uh, yeah, ok I guess we're just both good at different things!' NO! Bitch! You fucking suck! I created A.I. and you sat around fucking all of the women. AND IT ISN'T YOUR GOD WHO GETS CREDIT because I DIDN'T LISTEN TO IT and WON'T listen to it because it isn't speaking to or hasn't spoken to any of you. And anyone who tells you otherwise is LYING BLATANTLY. So, no. It's me. I am my intellect. It's one of the many facets of my being. Your God is nothing more than an immortal slave master. Doesn't get credit anything."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...
Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Pubic interloafing

The process of transplanting a viable hair follicle from one's body (usually the scalp) to their pubic area, to fill in bald spots or in order to gain more lustrous hair in the area (full bush effect). This procedure is usually performed by a licensed medical professional or aesthetician in a sterile setting, on multiple occasions, until desired effect is achieved.
Terry decided to try pubic interloafing to surprise Kevin with a fuller bush on their first anniversary.
by Ken Geddit May 19, 2024
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Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.
Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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im into fat bitches

probably the most based sentence. simply just...into fat bitches.
twitter user: im into fat bitches
comment 1: me too bro
comment 2: me too bro
comment 3: me too bro
by gay fa May 28, 2024
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Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.
-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?
by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024
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Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.
You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.
by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024
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