Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024

Twain High

When you are at Lowe's, and decide to stack up a product to put in the selling hole and it's too high up for customers to reach, it becomes twain high.

Twain used the forklift to put 2x4x8 treated lumber in the hole and stacked it up twain high. That lumber is twain high for the customers.

by Retail Work Words August 1, 2024

Petoskey High School

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.

“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”

by Megaballs888 August 1, 2024

high heels

The preferred footwear of manlets. Also often worn by women. With his fragile confidence boosted by prancing around in 9 inch high heels, a petite and effeminate manlet can cast off the shackles of his manletism-induced Napoleon complex and embrace his inherent effeminacy, thereby finally realizing his lifelong dream of becoming the prettiest princess in all of the land. The belle of the ball, indeed.

Lol, is that compensating runt of a sissy manlet boy wearing high heels over there? He sure is. Man card revoked. Oh wait... he never had one!

by ManletDepreciator August 4, 2024

oprf high school

the worst fucking place in the world. its filled with so many gay people, fat people, and sped kids. it smells like horse shit and weed inside the bathroom by the freshman sophomore cafeteria and these ugly ass fat bitches are always lurking around in the bathroom and smoking. the worst one there was a senior who proboly got held back for like 5 years. shes a little indian looking thing who got pregnant at like 16. stay away from it. disabled kids run around screaming in the halls and it gets annoying. stay away from the blue haired fat girls.

person: that building looks gay as fuck
other person: oh thats oprf high school

by maggiehayley August 6, 2024

High Class Tart

A slang term for a prostitute who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', making her self look like a high class tart that's ready to be passed around and eaten

Cuz: yo bro where were last night you left the club before it could get lit!
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off

by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024

High school bitch

His name is Xav. Typically someone who engages in “console wars” and then demands their opinion is the only one that matters.

Hey Xav, you’re acting like a high school bitch

by Pierre LaCosta August 9, 2024