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modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.
That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.
by pimpoyo December 2, 2017
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Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018
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Old Man Tongue Disease

when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
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dead man's flare gun

The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.
I just killed somebody with a BFG and this noob still rushed me with a dead man's flare gun.
by BottleLiving June 28, 2011
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Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?
by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023
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Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend
Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
by Lord namak March 13, 2023
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