by pimpoyo December 2, 2017
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Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018
Get the Poor man's wet wipe mug.when one uses his/her tongue repeatedly to moisten their lips...or smelling the air with their tongue. commonly found at bingo parlors or park benches...and persons over the age of 63.
' i saw a man earlier lick his lips 20-30 times in a minute like a snake...he must have had "old man tongue disease"!!
by therealdow August 27, 2012
Get the Old Man Tongue Disease mug.The lowest tier weapon in a classic Doom/Quake-style first person shooter. Named such because all it does is draw attention to the user for somebody better-equipped to pwn.
by BottleLiving June 28, 2011
Get the dead man's flare gun mug.An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.
Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!
by Lord namak March 13, 2023
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