jam willy whacked

when a place you enter is packed, like a pub or hall and there is no room to move

punter "busy in there tonight?"
bouncer "its jam willy whacked mate!"

by hank cambell September 8, 2008

a willy

When a person speaks to someone asking for something or just making small talk and is completely ignored

-Hey nice to meet u man,... no response
-You just pulled off a willy
-Hey can i take this chair..no respone
-You just did a willy

by babarubaba February 18, 2009

Wet Willy

One of the prominent mascots for the skateboard company World Industries.

Man, check out the Wet Willy in the new World ad!

by snoopyloopy June 11, 2006

wills

Wills is a slang term, meaning a working girl who takes calls for a living. It is also the name of Elise , Harlot, Scarlet, Wills. Someone with a loose cannon attitude, branded as being a thoughtful person who would harm herself before putting others at risk. To be called a Wills is the highest compliment someone can accept, but when connected with the name Elise or Harlot it’s typically meant as an insult implying, cheap, recycled, trash, bogun.

You get around like a Wills...

by Brad Burner December 24, 2008

Chilly Williy

Giving a blow job with the use of ice

If your good i'll give you a chilly williy

by Napster May 13, 2005

poo willy bottom

One who enjoys the bottom of the penis in they're nasal cavity

I had poo willy bottom last night Charles, it was rather splendid don't you know.

by tjhooker November 24, 2006

Free Willy

A penis swimming through the sea.

This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD

Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.

Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...

by hai_bai November 1, 2010