banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
by calli0px June 19, 2021

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
