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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
mugGet the banging the wifemug.

Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord
by calli0px June 19, 2021
mugGet the Amelia's house wifemug.

Wife

is a man bride he married forever .
this is my beautiful wife who i love and cherish forever.
mugGet the Wifemug.

Future Wife Day

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..
by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
mugGet the Future Wife Daymug.

Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
mugGet the Spear Wifemug.

Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity
John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."
by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Wifemug.

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!
My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back
by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021
mugGet the Slime wifemug.

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