Windows

Windows is a gay, perverted, assholeistic, minging, wanking, twating poor excuse for an OS.
Created by the worlds biggest asshole Bill Gates who thinks he can premote his company by donating money to charity.
Windows is the most unstable OS you will ever come across with its frequent crashes, spyware, viruses not to mention the tonnes of other shit that can infect it.
One question "Why with all the different versions of Windows and tell people to buy it because its got better security and better stability, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SECURE AND STABLE IN THE 1ST PLACE U ASSHOLES?!"
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Remember Kiddies, always use Linux ! :D

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: I just bought the new version of Windows !
Guy 1: Any Good ?
Guy 1: .....
Guy 1: ........
*Guy 2 Appears to be offline*
*Guy 2 Has Signed in*
Guy 1: Where did you go ?
Guy 2: My new version of Windows Crashed :(
Guy 1: Dude, you should seriously use Linux ¬_¬

by shoon81 July 22, 2006

Windows 11

A OS that requires you to be one of the 3 people that have TPM 2.0 and even if you do have it, it will either say "NO YOU DONT HAVE TPM 2" or run like a piece of shit.

Windows 11 in a nutshell:
- Man:Upgrades
- Computer:You need TPM 2.0. You will, however, keep getting updates to windows 10 , aka the trashiest os ever.
- Man:I got TPM 2.0 today, but windows still won't let me upgrade.>:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

by Omskmapping July 9, 2021

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

Black widowed

When a older woman lures the attention of a younger male to steal he’s seed them try and kill him through a long painful series of mental torcher

it turned out that crazy bitch was trying
To black widowed me

by Sterachel January 5, 2018

windows update

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

by brandon soule December 8, 2003

window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.

"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."

by liquidnails May 13, 2006

Window Hopping

Getting into a place by going through the window.

When Gen got home her house was locked and she had forgotten her keys in the house, so she had to go window hopping to get inside.

by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007