twitter zombie

When you don't do tweets for a while. But when you comeback you make the worst tweets ever made.

Person 1: Hey person 2 check out my comeback tweet "my fingers smells like poo, my feet smells like poo, my teeth smells like poo"

Person 2: OMFG!! Dude you're a Twitter Zombie!!!

by DMadoo July 25, 2009

Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010

twitter shit

When people without much social interaction randomly knock on your door and spew every minor occurance that's happened in their lives in the last few days that should have been posted on Twitter.

My annoying friend interrupted me watching a movie that I've been waiting to see forever to take a massive twitter shit in my living room.

by NevadatheBassist March 4, 2010

Black Twitter

Racism. Occasionally pseudoscience and even history, but only in *attempts* to justify or validate said racism... thats mostly it. ‘Woke’ could be thrown in there but its a given.

Guy 1: what is Black Twitter?
Guy 2: just open racism towards anyone who isnt black, mostly white but sometimes even other minorities.

Guy 1: yeah that’s what I thought.

by Cheeseball123 February 25, 2021

twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

by TC Raymond May 25, 2005

twister

someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch

claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her.
emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same
claire- dont tell
emily- dont worry i wont
emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much!
(claire finds out wen hannah finds out)
hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!!
claire- wat?
hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts!
claire- i NEVA sed that
hannah- apparently u did!
claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!

by 99*-* December 7, 2006

Twitter

To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

by Roger E. Lee April 22, 2010