true love

The biggest lie in recorded human history.

When she married oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall when she was 26 and he was 89, Anna Nicole Smith did it purely out of true love and sex.

by Truthteller2 November 9, 2008

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True Crime

A game based on the best game ever, but turned out like a small child born with no legs, even with all the hype in the world it couldn't help but drive it's face into the dirt like a plane with a mexican behind the wheel. It's usually used as a term to describe something that looks great but turns out to be crap

"Dude this thing's totally True Crime"

"Man that thing's just another True Crime"

by Ninja bladder November 1, 2004

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true friend

A nickname for anyone you (or a friend) have titty fucked. You then refer to the individual as "T. F." and if she's like "What does that mean?" be like, "Ah, it means True Friend. You're a True Friend." Then she'll be all like "awww that's sweet," and let you titty fuck her again.

"Man, Angie is a True Friend."
"Are you serious? She's got like EEs! Way to go bro!"

by jPod May 3, 2007

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True Gamer

Hard-core gamers who take games seriously. They don't quit after two deaths. True gamers not only appreciate the graphics, AI, and other things, but they KNOW HOW TO PLAY. (Unlike some cocky noobs.) True gamers are the people who may\will buy books about the game, talk about it over the phone, and buy the soundtracks. A TG never panicks, they always find ways to come out on top. TGs acknowledge the fact that they can not be the best, but appreciate their skill anyway. They also don't gloat or shove it in peoples faces, they just nod their head when they rack up a kill, beat someone on the racetrack, or score a touchdown. (ETC.) Of course, if its the computer you're playing against, you can give it the finger, because AI aren't human. TGs analyze games without thinking about it, and decide whether it is really a good game or not. Noobs will complain about how unrealistic a game is. Wake up idiots, Video games ARE ALL UNREALSITIC. They aren't real life.

Here are a few games True Gamers most likely play. (Including me.)
1. Halo and Halo 2
- Yes, I understand that the physics and guns are totally unrealistic, but hey fucktards, it's a sci-fi game, it HAS to be unrealistic. Yes, aiming a gun in Halo is very different from MoH, CoD, RSix, or other great shooters, but that doesn't really matter.
2. Star Wars Battlefront
- The best thing to happen to Star Wars since the original Rouge Squadron for N64. Rebels 4 EVER.
3. Crimson Skies
- The best flight game for the time era it is based in.
4. Any game that includes either girls, guns, cars, or aliens is a game TGs probably play.

by Owen Ortiz October 28, 2005

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