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Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
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exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.
Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.
by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013
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bum tickets

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!
by NevaMO February 2, 2016
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Trump tickling

The sport traces its origins back to trout tickling. It involves asking questions at press conferences, or sending Tweets to Donald Trump, in order to get a rise out of him and make him flip.
I did a bit of Trump tickling before breakfast and sent him a Tweet. Trump took the bait, flipped out, prolly lay there still flapping like a fish in his bed, texting me back FAKE NEWS
by ProfDubya February 17, 2017
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The Tickel Effect

A naturally occurring phenomenon, whereby gentlemen with distinguished facial-hair become synced in their micturition cadence (commonly referred to as 'pee-time') The Tickel Effect is hypothesized to be an evolutionary means of driving awkward social interaction in confined spaces, thereby solidifying tribal bonds.
I've spotted Neal in the restroom nearly every time I've gone, must be the Tickel Effect in action!
by MaximusRidiculous December 12, 2018
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Masking Ticket

The penalty for anyone that somehow feels that wearing an appropriate face covering during the COVID pandemic is more an infringement on individual freedom of CHOICE, than a DUTY of public responsibility.
Hey, what's the speed limit?
Well, on the interstate, it's 70 miles per hour.
Ok, what side of the road do we drive on in the US?
On the right side, of course.
Why do we wear masks to protect others from acquiring COVID 19?
We don't! That's a violation of individual freedom of expression!
WRONG! You and your dumb ass, COVID positive president have just EARNED a Masking Ticket for genuine STUPIDITY, insensitivity and demonstrating a flagrant disregard for humanity.
by YAWA October 4, 2020
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dirty o'ticket

A large Irish man who regularly shits himself.
I just saw Dirty o'ticket coming out of trap 2. Clear the area.
by Dirty O'Ticket October 19, 2015
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