Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)

"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.

by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012

muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head

She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.

by king.tee May 23, 2018

Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.

I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.

by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Muff Motive

A party where the number of guys massively out-weighs the number of girls, to ensure the boys a higher chance of pulling

Anyone : Surely back to ours and get the garage fired up?
Fox: Yeah for sure mate, I’ll get a mini van of girls in, make it a proper muff motive.

by LBC321 May 21, 2021

muff cabbage

It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.

That guy in the store was such a pain to deal with, such a muff cabbage.

by whatever788 October 17, 2010