muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.

The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.

by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013

Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Muff

British slang for a car

Hi, can I clean your muff xox

by anonymous January 3, 2021

chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.

"Oi, chubby muff!"

by Woshambo January 17, 2017