Cock Physics

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.

Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass

by EvStAr June 2, 2018

Clash of Cocks

When to males get hard and fight each other with their cocks

Hey dude let’s play clash of cocks

by William Crenshaw September 23, 2019

cock cuddling

Snuggling or cuddling up to your man's cock and sucking. Giving a long, drawn out blow job, often while on a drive or while watching a movie. Always done with extreme enjoyment and never in. hurry.

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to the movies. Much to my disappointment there were too many people for me to get in a good cock cuddling session during the show. Thankfully I was able to snuggle up to his cock on the long drive home.

by grl_gone_wild December 31, 2017

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cock fog

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.

"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."

by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016

wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017