shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.

In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2019

shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.

I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!

by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 03, 2019

shotgun shits

The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area

Friend: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no they give me shotgun shits

by Lit fam March 09, 2017

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard

"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"

by dibber88 November 29, 2009