Tachme

Tachme is the type of person to jump into a lake for no given reason, dare himself to chug a footlong from subway, create imaginary friends that still end up ditching him, and hangs in the trees howling like a monkey. Tachmes are as bad as the people who raised them. If you ever see a Tachme, run. Tachmes are known for carrying nerf guns and spilling milk.

Dude. A Tachme joined our school the other day, he was expelled in less than a week.

by Pandora Robinson November 23, 2017

teacherest

Adjective describing something the most teacherlike statements or behaviors.

John: Can I go to the bathroom?
Jane: I don't know, can you?
John: That's the teacherest thing I've ever heard.

by The Marine 海軍 November 27, 2017

Teachermate

When teachers are in the same school like classmates but with teachers

Have you heard?
Our teachers are teachermates now

by Mama mo supot December 18, 2017

Teacher

The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.

Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”

by Mcgirreinstein May 22, 2018

Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.

Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.

by <Secret> June 10, 2018

Teacher's pet

amaliah

1 : that girl like legit teacher's pet sia
2 : ikr
3 : typical amaliah

by suckmyasswithyoinvisibleballs June 10, 2018

Teacher abuse

It's a teacher or someone that hits u with school materials like rulers and other bull shit

Don't hit me with the ruler that's teacher abuse

by Lilrabbit._ June 13, 2018