Tachme is the type of person to jump into a lake for no given reason, dare himself to chug a footlong from subway, create imaginary friends that still end up ditching him, and hangs in the trees howling like a monkey. Tachmes are as bad as the people who raised them. If you ever see a Tachme, run. Tachmes are known for carrying nerf guns and spilling milk.
by Pandora Robinson November 23, 2017