Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology

My grandma is totally techdeaf!

by Ghlimm January 17, 2016

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

tech snaglet

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.

Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.

by Markbecause October 6, 2016

techdicted

Addicted to technology, unable to put electronics down

My friend Bob is techdicted to his new phone.

by fastback September 19, 2016

techasidus

When you would rather drink to the hole.then deal with these assholes...

Dude was a nice burial. Ya i know he totally died from techasidus..

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016

techcrack

When you walk up to the community computer and you notice the techies G string sticking out. Men shouldnt wear G strings.

Wow thats a bright pink thong.. Yes i believe he is showing his techcrack... hes a G string man.

by techologist...psy September 14, 2016

teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor September 1, 2016