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taking a shower 

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
taking a shower by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

taking the nut 

when someone is sucking a penis and the guy ejaculates in their mouth and they swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because spitters and quitters

Muff Tanking 

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.
Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.
Muff Tanking by Mikosuke January 20, 2011

talkingship 

The point between the beginning of talking to someone and the definition of the relationship. Two people are not in a relationship, do not have a title, but claim they only talk to each other.
"So are you two together, are you two in a relationship"
"No, we just started talking, it's like we are in a talkingship."
talkingship by kayal February 28, 2015

Taking Off Skates 

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.
Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

Taking the 'B' Train Home 

Omg, what a bitch. she's taking the 'B' train home.