Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 16, 2023

Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 April 21, 2011

straight jeacket

A straight jacket made entirely of denim

Woah look at that guys straight jeacket

by Garfieldslasagna February 29, 2020

straight pedophile

Usually taken to mean a pedophile who will only fuck children. Must never be used in context of sexual orientation, as being a pedophile has nothing to with being straight or gay!

Word is that Alfred is a straight pedophile! He who won't fuck anything except maybe children.

by Esa4 September 13, 2019

Straight and fruity

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual

“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”

by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 19, 2021

erics straight

Cap

erics straight is cap

by Obesebeast69 May 03, 2021