the figel option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate that went MIA for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.

"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."

by choppa November 29, 2005

the fuck arounds

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA

JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!

by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

The Fertilizer

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

offend the family

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 18, 2005

for the fail

just like ftl, but much cooler and with much more style.

Player 1: OMFG DUDEE!!11one1@!! A FUCKING BR JUST KILLED ME!!1! A BR!!!
Player 2: for the fail.

by Canox June 12, 2007

Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

Sacs to the face

1. The act of thrusting ones testicles (sacs) into the general face region of another. This can be executed during a sexual act such as fellatio or without any sexual precursor at all.

2. An insult meant to demean the recipient by creating an image of Sacs repeatedly being slammed against said recipients face.

Farshad - Hey man, I was thinking about going to the park and riding bicycles, would you like to join me?

Omid - You take sacs to the face. No.


Justin - Hey honey, remember the days when you used to take sacs to the face daily?

Mehrdad - vividly.

by Oman the barbarian November 3, 2008