sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.

Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.

by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022

360 No-Scope

When your date negs you all night long and then wants to have unprotected sex.

Went to dinner with Persephony last night and she was trashing me the whole time. It's like she hated everything about me. There was no winning with her. Then just when I though it was game-over she straight 360 no-scoped me.

by angrycastro January 31, 2023

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

360 no scope

When a girl goes on a stripper pole and starts spinning around upside down while sucking your dick.

Guy 1: yo last night was crazy

Guy:2 I know right

Guy 1:thank you for giving me a 360 no scope, I feel amazing right now.

Guy 2: no problem, thank for giving me a penis gobbling cock snapping penis warbling dick cracking wiener clicking peen jiggling head homie.

Guy 1: no problem lemme give you a 720 quick scope tomorrow

by reggiNmI April 7, 2023

sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Slippery Dippery Slope

The slippery slope fallacy but escalated. One shall fall down the path quickly and unequivocally. Their mind subdued by the sheer heaviness of the thought never to return to a normal state of consciousness.

Careful that's a slippery dippery slope you might fall. Don't let "them" dip into your mind.

by Sluerpentwerp April 3, 2025