sperm

To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.

The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.

by Glutinator June 1, 2007

goat sperm shitter

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.

That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

Superman

While a man fingering a woman he slowly starts to crawl inside her vagina until his entire body is inside her's he then breaks out(usually through her upper body), exploding her body into various pieces and stands proud like superman.

man: did you hear what happened to beth?
Woman: didn't her boyfriend crawl up inside and give her a superman?
Man: Yeah, she will be missed

by Mst3k99 February 4, 2008

supermodel

Short definition: A woman, young or old, who chooses to model Jesus Christ. She shines for her Savior in this world of darkness, by setting an example through her speech, purity, faith, life, and love.

as said by 1997-1998 Miss Iowa Sheri Prescott.

My sister is a supermodel! :O

by Bebegirl831129 April 23, 2007

sperm balloon

sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.

oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Superman64

Noun ~ 1. Undoubtedly the most popular Superman game known to man. Many hate it only in a sad attemp to look cool in the eyes of other total losers. 2. One of the greatest games of all time. Known to induce speaking your mind to racists who player hate.

Yo, dawg. You beat dat Brain Foo' in Superman64 yet?

by wolfspider64 July 9, 2004

superman

A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.

I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.

by William Stephens May 3, 2006