the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

shufflin

shufflin is just a basic way of saying dancing with only your feet usher style

yo lets get down some shufflin on the floor

by f_meister June 17, 2005

cupid shuffle

A dance craze that was started in Lafayette, Louisiana by the artist Cupid. It was first introduced in late 2006. It's a type of 2-step dance but it's a certain way to do it.

Man, the Cupid Shuffle is so easy. It's just 2-steppin with a style.

by Tim Thomas October 13, 2007

sluffin

procrastinating.Taking to long.never coming through.Never being on time.Always late at showin up or accomplishing something.

Why you sluffin? I been waitin for you for you for two hours.

by teeo July 31, 2004

Get stuffed

An only slightly politer version of fuck you.

When the taxi cut in front of him, he yelled at the driver, "Get stuffed!" Vulgar slang; mid-1900s

by cj84 January 29, 2008