Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.

1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.

by Nato22 December 9, 2008

Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.

" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

spider

When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.

Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

Spiderman

When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.

dude, I was so spiderman last night.

by DarkPhantom March 4, 2009

spider-man style

A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.

Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!

by Kelseyyyyyyyyyy! September 29, 2008

blue spider

A blue spider is trick all the experienced players play on the noobs online in the xbox game Halo. The experienced player (usually a jerk) asks someone they feel is new to Halo if they wanna see a blue spider. This question is usually asked in the context "hey you wanna see a blue spider?" The inexperienced player reluctantly agress having no idea what a blue spider is and what is going to happen. Then the experienced player proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the face of the other player. These grenades are blue and stick to organic objects, hence the name blue spider. The grenade explodes shortly after it has been thrown. This results in a gratifying kill for the one who threw it, and a humiliating defeat for the one killed. Anyone who fall for the blue spider trick online is immediately labeled as a noob.

PRO: hey kid you wanna see a blue spider?
NOOB: ahh...sure?
(Pro proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the noobs face)
NOOB: WOW you dick!
(Noob dies a humiliating death for all to see, causing him to be labeled as a nublet)
PRO: HAHAHAHAHA you fucking noob!!!!
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM: Wow that nub fell for the blue spider trick what a fucking noob!
(Noob is then booted from the game for simply being a noob

by IS I ECHO I August 1, 2007