Santa

The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.
Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

Santa is just like Christ, they are both myths

by Tyler Malone March 22, 2008

Santa

Synonym for big, fat lie. When children are about 10 years old, their santa-genes evolve and they realize the truth, that Santa is a lie.

Oh come on, kid! Santa is a big, fat lie!

by Wise, young man (Frosty) January 8, 2009

santander

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by yoniggadre1234 May 3, 2018

Santa

A mythical character who corrupts the minds of children making them believe it's falsities.

Also, if the letters in the word are re-arranged, it also spells out Satan.

Santa = The Devil!

by alex31991 June 26, 2008

black eyed santa

Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.

Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.

by chuck nerd November 7, 2004

secret santa

A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.

Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

santa

woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration

Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night

by durden27 September 27, 2008