Sloppy dog sled

The sloppy dog sled originated in Canada and is a veriation of the reverse wheelbarrow. Before intercourse a full bottle of maple syrup in inseted into the rectum. The man then goes on to his hands and is held up by his partner while being taken from behind

Guy 1: "dude, y the sad face??"

Guy 2: "man that crazy chick gave me a sloppy dog sled and forgot to take the bottle out"

by Herroc April 17, 2009

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

sloppy juice

Noun: A murderer who has left so many clues as to the perpetrator that they are easily caught.

Verb: The process of murdering someone in such a manner that you don't cover your tracks.

"That guy was so easy to convict, that was some sloppy juice"

Origins = OJ Simpson was known as 'The Juice'

by Kspraydad November 11, 2008

sloppy sylvester

This happens when you're fucking a girl's ass with your fist, pull out and donkey punch her right in the face with the same hand you were fistfucking her ass with. The brown poopy streak you leave behind is the sloppy sylvester.

My wife pissed me off a couple weeks ago so I decided to give her the 'ol sloppy sylvester.

by good stufff February 24, 2009

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011

Sloppy Falafel

To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy

Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night

by Tom Willis1987 June 13, 2011

sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

by kazza41 June 17, 2014